Violet Affleck is Owned.

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Last Night

I was making that paper babysitting for my Mom's friend's kids. So I basically decided to watch The Ten because everyone who had given me their critique had a fucking OPINION. What I mean by the capitalized opinion is that most people were divided in opinion from one another. LOL (psychology terms and shizzbangs.) ANYHOOSER,Some people say its shiteous,and others say its great.

I think it's good. My reasoning is the actors are great minus Wynona Ryder, who is a pretty good actress but I hate her anyway. Paul Rudd mmmm.

BUT JUSTIN THEROUX is my man, mmmm give me some of that, AND DRESSED UP LIKE MEXICAN JESUS. Muy caliente.

Anyways yeah that movie was okay, SOME dialogue was hilarious, other things about the movie seemed lackluster. AND YES DAD, I can see how you though it was an ignorama fest.

Anyways before I watched The Ten, I have to be perfectly honest with you, I WAS CONTENT watching the shit out of an episode of Gullah Gullah Island. It was about GRANDMA UPSIDE DOWN CAKE coming to the island and knowing shit about everyone else grandparents and it rocked. \m/


Lick-lick-lick-lick-lick it like a polliwag

I had to google image search : "gayest ever" to describe

the way I feel inside right now. Haha I'm a silly little girl and if my insides looked the way they feel then they would look like liberace in hot pants.

HAHAHAHHAHA
GAYEST EVER.

Today I Finally Remembered

What being treated like shit feels like. I have had a long run of being treated like the human being I am that the feeling of being treated like shit took a long time to recognize. The thing is now, I'm too fucking angry to even call the person out, I'm past anger, I've officially moved into cold ICE QUEEN bitch status.

Apologizing in advance to all men.

Fool-bung-helios

A bung is sort of a plug, the Lowe's version of a butt plug for men.

Helios are hipster phones.

Fools, well you know if I have to explain it to you, then you really are one.
a picture of a fool-bung-helio would be:


That totally sucks that he has down's and he's a giinger. :[. NOT that I'm mean to retards or anything but if you were born with the miracle of being "perfect" you should damn well act it and not act like a retard. :] peace to the foolbunghelios

So You Think You Can Dance

AMERICA YOU CANNOT VOTE. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HATE AMERICA I HOPE ALL OF YOU WHO DID NOT VOTE FOR WILL FUCKING DIE.

Now that I got that out I have to say something else, FUCK YOU.
Will is brilliant. YOU KNOW WHAT, he's going to make it without you, sytycd. DEBBIE ALLEN IS EATING BABIES RIGHT NOW.

LOL

okay so this is an aim conversation between me and my friend. But because I do not want you to go creepy stalker status on me I didn't put the screen names. ALSO only really Nessa will understand this.

David: brb
David: gonna tan a lil
me: LOL
David: getting a lil pasty

techno blog

check out these artists:

-crystal castles
-mr.oizo
-simian mobile disco
-steve aoki



jo mammy
not really i'm sure she's a saint

J'aime bavarder.

Quelquefois, quand je m'assieds sur mon lit, je pense à la statue taillée par les mains de Michel-ange.

Je pense que c'etait deux peuple dans ma vie que dans tout realité ont l'air de David par Michel-Ange.

To truly understand me, you must understand certain things about me, certain people, certain occurrences, certain fall outs. I wish I was just a person that could be known and understood just on my own behalf. I think I suck or some shit. OKAY not really. BUT WHATEVER



This is still the hottest picture of me ever taken in all my year of life. I think i was 16 about to turn 17. What a slut (jk)

There are some hot lipstick lesbian pagans

...
who eat cooter all the time.




LOL

In Grave Condition

I haven't blogged in a while and you know why? It's not that I haven't felt like it, its that I'm afraid of what I might honestly say on here. There are a million things running through my head and I have a habit of making things that need to be quiet blatantly obvious, so no more personal blogs for the next few weeks, maybe not even until I'm Reno. In Reno it won't be possible to not write personal blogs cause I'll be fucking excited and probably drunk. I really want to say a bunch of shit right now that I just can't :[ BLEH SUCKAGE


So for today's random pop culture shizz: possible a-rod and madonna tape. i don't believe it. but if it does exist HOW FUCKING GROSS

WIll and Katee

Dancing on So You Think You Can Dance. FUCKING BRILLIANT. Best thing I've ever seen in my entire freaking life. I almost fucking cried after the pas de duex.

Elf Tower, New Mexico

I love love love love love lovjavascript:void(0)e Michael Todd. For those of you who are like "WHOZAT?!", "hez zeh bazzizt zof Coheedz and Cambriaz" I have no clue why I'm talking like that, I'm stoned. *stoned face*. (Random Nessa shout out! theplaylists.blogspot.com, we will soon take over the world!) But Basically Michael "Mic" Todd is mine, back off. LOL JK(sort of)

And for those of you who don't know about Elf Tower, New Mexico; its a song created by Coheed and Cambria before their second stage turbine blade album. Claudio claims he "forgot" how to play the song. I half believe it. Listen to Junesong Provision Acoustic if you get the change and coheed's covers of use your love and sister christian, actually Co&Ca are my favorite band, in my not often humble opinion, you should listen to everything from pre-second stage turbine blade all the way up to no world for tomorrow. the album i fell for the hardest was in keeping secrets of the silent earth: 3, but i think that's because that's all i listened to when I went to california for long summers.

Charles Manson, pretty good (sarcasm). GARBAGE DUMP, true lyricism.



I bet Charles Manson would kick my ass in a free style. His rhymes are impeccable.
here's my rap about charles manson.

i'm not gonna rap about charles manson lol

Dramatic

I'm going to write this post as if it were a short story. I'll do this a lot from now on as I "think" about parts of the story. Lets call this story,"Obvious". Let's pretend Wes Anderson will love it and turn it into a movie where I star as the lead because I'm an attention whore? Let's pretend this is all fiction.


"This is the last time I let this happen to me", she was a creature of two parts, always indecisive. Her brain was having a hidden conversation with her heart and they were saying the same thing but her conscience was screaming at them, crying even, really throwing a fucking fit. This couldn't be correct. A joke really, she knew the whole fucking time. It really didn't help she was listening to such angry music at the time. She was really making a fucking mess of her internal organs just sitting there listening to her loud music. She loved every bit of her confusion and as her brain finally said "I can't lie anymore, honey", that's when she cringed. Cringing is the first true human sign of any type of emotion, except happiness. Happiness doesn't have a cringe, bummer. You cringe when you're sick, you're sad, you're disgusted, and most usually when you don't want to face the truth. She was all of the above. She was surer in this genuine pain she was feeling than she was sure of her older man crush on Roman Polanski. She was sure as hell that she would get what she wanted, or she wouldn't feel very well, in all that damn cold.

Dedicated to Nessa

What Not so Blind but Awkward Item...
can be spotted playing beer pong, trying to avoid any form of physical contact, could cut sexual tension with a knife.
LOL


Nessa is a psychic which scares me. Plus so is my mammy, (she agreed w/ you so eff you both)

nessa: theplaylists.blogspot.com

I don't care what you think!

i DON'T care what you guys think, her album "One of the Boys" is basically so irresitably catchy that I can't help but love her. She's like a more mainstream version of Zooey Deschanel (LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE), I think Katy is potential shecrush material. After Shane from the L Word, a bitch from High School, and ScarJo.


Also check out She and Him or w/e Zooey Deschanel's band's name is, I haven't intentely listened, but support her anyway. (What I'm honest?)

LEAVEL TATUM O'NEAL ALONE!!!!!

Seriously, she won her first oscar at like 11(could be younger or older by a couple years give or take), YOU COULDN'T take that kind of pressure. SO WHAT IF SHES A DRUG ADDICT? Her dad exposed her to it, and basically put it in her hands at a very young age you can't just expect her to not do what her dad is telling her is okay. Before you turn 16 you are easily manipulated. When she was 12 her best friend was an 18 year old Melanie Griffith, when she was 12 she caught her dad screwing Melanie Griffith :[
LEAVE HER ALONE BASTARDS!!!! ANIMALS!!!!! :]

Anyone who goes to the University of Nevada Reno

Expect me there for Fall Semester. Niggas

2112

The song, at around 27 minutes. so good.